The Open-Toed Shoe Pledge
The DrJays.com office was forwarded this “Open-Toed Shoe Pledge” on email and we thought it was too funny not to share!
Get ready for spring ladies!
The Open Toed Shoe Pledge
As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, please pledge the following rules when wearing sandals and other open-toe shoes:
*I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps.
*I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free. I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe.
*I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow.
*I will shave the hairs off my big toe.
*I won’t wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker, mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there.
*If a strap breaks, I won’t duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it.
*I will not live in corn denial; rather I will lean on my good friend Dr. Scholl’s if my feet need him.
*I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low, low price of $4.99 even if my feet are small enough to fit into the kids’ sizes. This is out of concern for my safety, and the safety of others. No one can walk properly when standing in a pool of sweat and I would hate to take someone down with me as I fall and break my ankle.
*I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell and begin to look like Vienna sausages.
*I will be brutally honest with my girlfriend/sister/coworker when she asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has to tell her that her toes are as long as my fingers and no sandal makes creepy feet look good.
*I will promise if I wear flip flops that I will ensure that they actually flip and flop, making the correct noise while walking and I will swear NOT to slide or drag my feet while wearing them.
*I will promise to go to my local nail salon at least once per month and have a real pedicure (they are about $20 and worth EVERY penny).
*I will promise to throw away any white/off-white sandals that show signs of wear…nothing is tackier than dirty white sandals.
who modeled for that picture up there? what did they say to her “hey we need a picture of your funky ass nasty ass crusty butt feet”
U FORGOT ONE RULE! PLEASE DON’T TRY TO TOUCH UP UR OWN FRENCH TIPPED PEDICURE!
I TOTALLY AGREE TO IT AND I SEDALOVE PLEDGE, AS A MEMBER OF THE CUTE GIRL SISTERHOOD TO FOLLOW THOSE RULES….PLUS I’M TOO CUTE NOT TO…
lol man i will never be showin my feet if they looked that dry and cracky looking…hell to the NO
THIS IS NASTY
Wehn I first saw this in my email. I couldn’t imagine anyone modeling something this hideous for the public to see! It looks like a big brown brillo pad!
yo feet iz on crack!!
They do not look bad in a very non-contemporary way. The critic who believes in evolution can understand this type of beauty. It’s not purposely done.
Found your site very interesting, full of informative articles, will add this blog to my favourites.
I’ve seen similar on another page oh my god what was the name. Google?
Is this a giraffe wearing heels? GROSS!
What’s crackin’? HER FEET!
they just need to be worked on.my special lotion could fix those cracks. and when the toes hang over the edge, its so sexy, especially when a woman presses her pedals. her high heel and toes get to mash and push the pedals to. i would suck and kiss these feet.