Monday Humor: Jay-Z and Beyonce
Beyoncé and Jay-Z
We’re not sure how believable this story is, but it’s hilarious nonetheless!
Jay-Z demanded a watermelon carved in the shape of wife Beyonce Knowles‘ bust during his stay in Africa.
The rapper wanted the bizarre sculpture to be displayed in his £2,500-a-night hotel room where he was staying ahead of his performance at the THISDAY Festival in Nigeria on Friday (11.07.08).
A source told Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper: “One giant watermelon was split in two and ornately carved into a mould of Beyonce’s breasts. Two cherries were used as nipples.”
The rapper – who controversially headlined Glastonbury earlier this summer, despite claims from Oasis guitarist Noel Gallagher that hip-hip wasn’t right for the festival – performed a duet with Rihanna at the concert, dubbed Africa Rising.
Source: Music-News.com
I Thought The Heading Was “Monday Humor”……This Is Pretty Weak. What Was Actually Humorous Is That I Got My A55 On “Rock Band” This Weekend And Was Singing Heavy Metal Cuts Like I Was A Long Lost Member Of Metallica. To All White People Out There: If A Brother Shows Up To Your Party Do Not, I Repeat, DO NOT Hand That NI99A A Microphone Of ANY SORT. He Drank A 40 On The Way To Your Party ALREADY And Is BOUND To Turn The Mulphukka Out! Did You See How Many Drinks He Had? And “Yes”, He’d LOVE To Have A Shot Of Cazadores With You! Holla!
lol yeahhh chazmunny i like your story better!
this story is weird but who knows? maybe it is true but i highly doubt it. i mean what is he gonna do with the watermelon boobs? motorboat them?
haha I gotta agree chaz’s story was better. Plus I think he’s on the sauce right now as we speak.
I really don’t want to know what jay z will do the watermelon boobs nor do I want to know lol.
yeah i read this story, it’s pretty funny for real
Lol i don’t get what Jay-Z was going over with that either but ay.. more power to him
Yeah I read about this. It’s Jay-Z for you.
Dude just spent like $15k on a meal. NUTS!
Different type of ballin man “a billi a billi a billionaire”!!! Homie im ill!!!
Thats just weird im not sure if its for real
Why is do we say that its ridiculous 2 spend money on stupid things when if you were in tha same position most would do the same thing!!! And lets clear scared money dont make money and if you are worth 300 plus million dollars are you really worried about $15,000? He said he wore so much Artful Dodger he bought the company!! 15 million CASH!!! Thats crazy and then say it didnt even put a dent in my LV Wallet. When you got stake in the Brooklyn Nets, getting ready to get a stake in New York Yankees you are cool with the 3rd richest man in the world Bill Gates 58 billion dollars and (he only took three days off in 30 years of owning his company) Can you really fault Jay Z for anything he does? Dude is a pioneer he doing thingd that a black man wouldnt be to 20 years ago!!!
hmmm well, I don’t really see the joke here! and i didn’t know Beyonce’s chest was that big to use a big watermelon! not hating or being rude, just keeping it real!
why would u spend that much to get a sculpture of beyonce’s chest when he already has beyonce?
why not do something useful with the money like…givin it to me
I GUESS I DIDN’T GET THE JOKE.
um i read that on mediatakeout last nite nextttt! So it’s not true lol.
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Omg Jay-Z really do look like a camel….lmfao