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Jay! I know I may have done a few things to get this far but when we’re in public focus on my face not what I’ma have to do to release a new album
Rihanna: “I swear Jay; Chris only took me to KFC TWO times!”
Jay-Z: “Sure…”
Jay-Z: Its about that time..I can help you renegotiate your contract with Def Jam..
Ri-Ri: Well let them know I will not sign for anything less than 3…mili ..that is
Look Jay-Z we only had sex three times…GET OVER IT!!!
Rihanna:How many fingers am i holding up
Jay-Z: (drunk off Rosay) uhhhhhhh…Six!
only 3 more lip reduction operation’s and your good 2 go:P
Who you callin a fivehead? Count them…ONE, TWO, THREE.
read between the lines… *middle finger*
Rihanna: 3 Jay, 3! I have 3 albums okay! Are we here?
Jay: Yeah! I want to steal her (look at his right hand)! ****!
you need to jerk me like this to get me off
Rihanna: See how many important women u have in ur life?
Jay: Yeah, minus da other two..Bee!! It’s all luv.
Rihanna:I can fit this many
Jay-Z:well this wil be next(Like dat ohter guy said look at his right hand)
how many do you and Beyonce do it without me? (fist balled up)
i dunno…almost 3 hundred times…
Ay I said be there 3 o clock so u can tear up my umbrella : Rihanna I Know Rihanna But u said u take a bow in tha bed room : Jay Z
Rihanna: Hey Oh! Focus On My Eyes When I’m Talking To You That’s The Third Time.
Jay-Z: Yeah Ruh-ight…
rihanna: OmG….jAy I tOLd U AlReADy…i oNlY CaN tAkE a bOw fOR 3 pEoPLe At a tImE …..
jay-z: ok… oK i hEaRd U bUt If U waNT tO sTay WITH mY cOmpany u have to do 5 or Else
(like those gUyz said look at his right hand)
um goin to knock ”b” out in round 3 jay!!!
JAY: BABY YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU
RIHANNA: TELL THAT ISH TO BEYONCE BECAUSE I’M TIRED OF YOUR STUPID GAMES
Rihanna: Me and Chris Brown only did it 3 times
Jay: do it one more time and ama knock both ya’ll out.
jayz-b*tch u better have my money
rihanna-i made 3 dollars tonite jay
My vagina’s like this!!!!!!
Rihanna: Yo son! I’m only like 3 inches shorter than you now (minus the hair). Bowaz is out of the question & you can’t make me! Need fe call “B” fe dat f*ckery.
Jay: Yo hold up! Was that a no? You Lucky the cameras on me…snuff you like dat other b*tch.
RIHANNA: JAY GIVE ME ONE MO CHANCE I WILL MAKE A BETTA ALBUM
JAY: B****PLZ U JUST DISTRUBED ME SOMEBODY BRING ME MY DAM UMBRELLA ELLA ELLA AYE
B**** IM BOUT TO BALL THIS
Rhianna: U could only fit 3 fingers up there
Jay: last time i checked i could fit my rist **** YO WALLS IS GONE!!!!
Jay: Im not even listening to this b*tch, if she doesnt get her hand out of my face im swear im gonna take her out…she better not temp me, my fists are already balled up…Alls im hearing right now is “Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck”..damn bird…she is kinda fine though
remember u now married to ma beyonce
so even tink abt given 2nd chance