Friday Fun: Snacks and S*it!
Submitted by Boss Lady on February 27, 2009 – 12:12 pm10 Comments
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Jay-Z
We were just hipped to a very funny website, SnacksandShit.com (shout out to our Design Manager Holly “H2″ Haines).
Named after Jay-Z‘s line: “No room service, just snacks and shit” from his song “Hey Papi”, the site, updated daily, is all about highlighting “ridiculous rap lyrics”.
Here are some of our favorites:
- “You know my tongue’s got batteries in it” – Ludacris, “Rockin’ That Thang” by The-Dream
- “Magazines call me a ‘rock star’. Girls call me a ‘c*ck star’” Kanye West, “The Bounce” by Jay-Z
- “Look, I got beef with like a hundred children” – Jay-Z, “Super Ugly”
- “I’m so dope I just jump in the toilet and flush” – Boots (The Coup), “Bullets and Love”
- “When I do my thing my b*lls is hairy like The Lion King” – LL Cool J, “Hollis To Hollywood”
- “”Too democratic. Republic, f*ck it. We chicken nugget. We dip in the sauce like mop and bucket” Andre 3000, “Humble Mumble”
What are some of your favorite crazy hip-hop lyrics?
Favorite’s: Pimp C-Big Pimpin’-”Everybody wanna ball holla at broads at tha mall”, and “What ya know about them Texas boyz comin down in candy toys smoking weed and talkin noise!!!”
Pimp C-Sippin’ on Syrup-”Take that monkey sh!t off you embarassing us” LMAO right now thinkin bout that one…RIP Pimp
Kanye West-Girls Girls Girls (Remix)-”I got a PHD, Pretty Huge D!ck”
Jay-Z-”Linen shorts so my balls don’t get hot”
WORST Rhymes: “Do I want it tonight? BABY YES!” Better yet anything by Plies that boy is GARBAGE
Oh yea n Shawty Lo-”God damn, Must be 2 sides”
Jay-Z looking like a G again in this pic
“you help create me nigga, stop tryin quake me nigga. I’m bout to toss fire, since I ain’t a dawg, reborn the rebirth of a pure hogg… fuck the past nigga” – kurupt ft dave holister, Tha past
…spades11…. Jay-Z looking like a G again in this pic,HOW DO YOU LOOK LIKE A ”’G”’ ??????JIGGA IS A ”G” DONT MATTER WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE ,JUST BECAUSE PEOPLE GROW UP AND DRESS DIFFERENT AND LISTEN TO DIFFERENT MUSIC DON’T MEAN SH^T,YOU YOUNG’IN NEED TO CHECK YOURSELFS FOOOOOOR REAL!!!
TAKE A BREATHA WiT iT T-BONE LOL
“… My eyes everywhere on my Stuart Scott sh^t…”
– Joe Budden, “Don’t Make Me Cry”
“… Fixated on imaginary ice like freeze tag…”
– Joe Budden, “Get No Younger”
Budden is just bannanas!
RRRRRRAOOW RRRRRRRAOOW like a dungeon dragon!! —BUSTA RHYMES in “Scenario”
T-bone
Jigga been messin up on the dresscode for a while, grown or not grown. No one wanna mention it, cause it’s jigga. But it is what it is. At one point I thought he testin america to see if they would actually say something.
SHE CONVINCED SHE MY WIFEY BUT I AM NOT A BELIEVER/ I’M SNATCHING GIRLS OUT THE AIR BUT I AM NOT A RECIEVER/ NOPE I AM THE DEFENSIVE BACK THEY CATCH IT THEN I TACKLE THEM/ WOMEN PLAY THE QUARTERBACK I BLITZ IN THEN I’M SACKING THEM/
BIZZ AKA PRINCE OF JERSEY
MYSPACE.COM/BIZZONLINE