The Top 5 People Kanye Can’t Interrupt!
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I’m sure you all have seen and heard the Kanye West interrupted jokes that have flooded the Internets (© Dallas Penn) and made Twitter one more reason why you can’t funk up in the eyes of your fans. Folks had their opinions about Yeezy and since they’re like arseholes anyways, I figured that I’d add my two cents to the table.
‘Ye can act like the VMAs were the BET Awards all he wants because that is what we, the people, expect from one of hip-hop’s best and brightest braggart. But while he’s apt to appoint Beyonce the best thing on Earth since the sun, Martin Louis the King, Jr. cannot forget that their are rules to this here game.
To make a point, here are a few folks that Kanye West can never interrupt… for one reason or another:
Little Richard:
‘Ye may make Richard’s big toe shoot up in his boot, but he cannot out-talk the most talked about, most imitated, highly debated king of the piano. The College Dropout and the Elementary School Dropout would have a better time talking about fashion and making crowds go “woo” instead of Yeezy telling Rich that Pat Boone‘s cover of “Tutti Frutti” was better.
Joan Rivers:
Kanye West and Joan have the “blood diamonds” conversation in common, but Joan came in the game talking and will forever will be. If Kanye even tried to come up to tell the Brooklyn-born comedianne that Ryan Seacrest is better than her daughter and watch Joan talk the “tudda” out of Kanye.
John Moschitta (The Micro Machines Guy):
Unless you’re Twista or Bone Thugs-’N-Harmony, you’re not cutting this guy off. ‘Nuff sed!
Sloth (The Goonies):
Although Yeezy may try… He’ll only look pathetic if he tries to come in-between Sloth and the man he loves. Questions about Kanye’s sexuality aside, but I think the behemoth from The Goonies is a one-boy-man. ‘Ye don’t get pirate punched.
Stone Cold Steve Austin:
Simply put, Kanye would get his arse kicked (WHAT!)… I said he’d get his bumbaclot popped (WHAT!)… He would get choked out by the Rattlesnake (WHAT!). Bottom line (WHAT!) – Stone Cold would stomp a mudhole in Yeezy and walk him dry (WHAT!) ‘cuz Stone Cold said so.
…and there you have it! Five folks who’d shut the Louis Vuitton Don down before he even get a chance to Taylor Swift anybody! Share your thoughts in the comments section and let us know who your Top 5 is!
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50 cent, Mike Tyson, Jesse Jackson,Whitney Houston
1. Chris J The Genius – because after all, he has to get the mic out of my hands first! I’m a Kanye fan but if I have anything in my hand and someone tries to take it, the next thing that person will be trying to wrestle from my concrete-like grasp is his own neck.
2. Nas – First of all, because Nas makes real, progressive, message-sending music the likes of which, if heeded, would lessen the need for MTV or BET as they currently are. In short, I’m saying that Nas would likely never win a moon man in the first place. Lastly, but certainly not least, Kanye Omari doesn’t want it with the same dude that ETHERED his “Big Brotha.”
“Do I mean it like a slave master, NI993R?
No I’m Gangsta, Gotta Eat Rappers.”
3. Jay-Z – His “Big Brotha”. I bet Hova was secretly thinking, Kanye’s my little brother and all but I wish that mothaf*%$# WOULD try to grab a mic from me. I’m the one who put him on!
“I ain’t a New Jack
Nobody gon’ Wesley Snipe me,
it’s less than likely
move back.”
4. T.I. – This dude grabbed Ludacris’s business partner, Chaka Zulu’s neck. He has the heart to more than make up for his lack of size. Plus, we don’t know how many of those military-grade weapons and silencers he might have already had before being busted to upgrade his arsenal.
“I’m fast as lightning, bruh
You better use your Nikes, bruh.”
5. DMX – I know, I know. DMX isn’t the major player in hip hop that he once was. However, the Dark Man still has notoriety in this game for being quite crazy – and likely part pit bull. Earl Simmons will bark at you, impersonate a cop, and use some moves he stole from Jet Li to put the smack down. To put it simply, don’t make him lose his mind up in here, up in here. Because he will, and he’ll do it in the name of Jesus.
“So I don’t know who the f*%#
you think you talkin’ to
But I ain’t him, aight slim?
So watch what you do.”
Booo… This was corny.
agreed… don’t care how many zines he wants to brag about being in… this was not a good read
Garbage!! Waste of time!
He most def cant interrupt Floyd Mayweather without catching a jab to the right jaw, Boost for breakfast again messing with that man. He cannot, CANNOT interrupt Stone Cold Steve Austin. That man is super funny.
Can i just say that he cant interuppt JayZ, 50, Eminem and Lil Wayne…lol…