The Top 5 People Kanye Can’t Interrupt!
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I’m sure you all have seen and heard the Kanye West interrupted jokes that have flooded the Internets (© Dallas Penn) and made Twitter one more reason why you can’t funk up in the eyes of your fans. Folks had their opinions about Yeezy and since they’re like arseholes anyways, I figured that I’d add my two cents to the table.
‘Ye can act like the VMAs were the BET Awards all he wants because that is what we, the people, expect from one of hip-hop’s best and brightest braggart. But while he’s apt to appoint Beyonce the best thing on Earth since the sun, Martin Louis the King, Jr. cannot forget that their are rules to this here game.
To make a point, here are a few folks that Kanye West can never interrupt… for one reason or another:
‘Ye may make Richard’s big toe shoot up in his boot, but he cannot out-talk the most talked about, most imitated, highly debated king of the piano. The College Dropout and the Elementary School Dropout would have a better time talking about fashion and making crowds go “woo” instead of Yeezy telling Rich that Pat Boone‘s cover of “Tutti Frutti” was better.
Kanye West and Joan have the “blood diamonds” conversation in common, but Joan came in the game talking and will forever will be. If Kanye even tried to come up to tell the Brooklyn-born comedianne that Ryan Seacrest is better than her daughter and watch Joan talk the “tudda” out of Kanye.
John Moschitta (The Micro Machines Guy):
Unless you’re Twista or Bone Thugs-’N-Harmony, you’re not cutting this guy off. ‘Nuff sed!
Sloth (The Goonies):
Although Yeezy may try… He’ll only look pathetic if he tries to come in-between Sloth and the man he loves. Questions about Kanye’s sexuality aside, but I think the behemoth from The Goonies is a one-boy-man. ‘Ye don’t get pirate punched.
Stone Cold Steve Austin:
Simply put, Kanye would get his arse kicked (WHAT!)… I said he’d get his bumbaclot popped (WHAT!)… He would get choked out by the Rattlesnake (WHAT!). Bottom line (WHAT!) – Stone Cold would stomp a mudhole in Yeezy and walk him dry (WHAT!) ‘cuz Stone Cold said so.
…and there you have it! Five folks who’d shut the Louis Vuitton Don down before he even get a chance to Taylor Swift anybody! Share your thoughts in the comments section and let us know who your Top 5 is!