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Three Things Kevin Jonas Needs For His Bachelor Party!

Submitted by on September 22, 2009 – 10:33 am3 Comments


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*Warning: Explicit Video Content Below*

For fans of Kevin Jonas it may be bittersweet news to hear that he prepares to tie the knot with girlfriend Danielle Deleasa, but after choosing his brothers as best men, I got a few things that he should make note of before he says, “I do.” [FYI: Some parts of this post are NSFW]

As you can expect from a Jonas Brothers concert, the bachelor party should be “good, clean fun” but come on!! You only get married once, right? The Mormon singing trio is not going to go to Vegas either, but before they start kickin’ it Old Testament, here go three things they should take into consideration to turn the bachelor party into their own rumspringa.

1. Strippers With Ring Pops:

While Nick is too busy making girls go wild in his own right, for brother Kevin’s bachelor party, they can let the lovely ladies do all the work. Why ring pops, you ask? Good question. It’s no secret that the brothers wear rings to showcase their vow of chastity and celibacy, but a schmoking hot woman suckin’ on a lollipop will cure any pre-Honeymoon jitters that Kevin might have.

2. Have Nelly As Your Master Of Ceremonies:

See above video for a strong reason why Kevin needs the St. Lunatics, ahem… “expertise” at setting a party off right! The boys will not have to worry about pesky Flip cams and nosy fans trying to sneak a peak, so the guys should be able to be guys for one night before the “great leap” into married-dom.

3. Taylor Swift Poppin’ Out Of The Cake:

Taylor is the not one of those Disney Storm Troopers but she has yet to really delve deep into the pleasures of the flesh. Why not give the Mickey Mouse cult a swift kick in the ears by popping out of a XXX cake for the young Jonas man. Besides her one-up could do well in this recent wave of popularity the country music star is experiencing after Kanyegate! [Click here to see the Top 5 People Kanye Can't Interrupt]

…Whether you’re a fan of The Jonas Brothers or not, share your thoughts in the comments section to add your suggestions on what would make for a memorable bachelor party!

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