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Five People Who Are Afraid Of 50 Cent

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A recent AllHipHop article highlighted Jay-Z comments about his on-again, off-again nemesis, 50 Cent. Hovito claims that “no one’s scared of 50 Cent.” Yet, I choose to believe that and know five folks who are definitely scared of the G-Unit General. Find out who they are after the jump.

50 is a bully. He’ll buy your mother and make her pimp herself on Craigslist if it serves the Queens MC’s purpose. But in the crazy world of gangsta rap, you can’t let that yellow streak show on your spine. These scurredy-cat folks are the few who are afraid to go to sleep at night, in fear of Curtis Jackson.

Rick Ross:

We all know the beef between these two and how 50 used his “50th Law” of power to execute a coup of sorts in Officer Ricky’s life. But after the latest issue of Smooth Magazine dropped, the man named after a real street legend may not wanna show that he’s shaking in his boots, but has every right to fear 50. Hell, 50 may have been the guy to put the bug in some groupies ears who just recently lifted the Bawse of some jewels and a laptop.

Cam’ron:

50 Cent and Cam may have had their “issues” and little beef on wax, but you never saw the two bosses square off face-to-face. Why? Because it’s no secret that Cam’ron doesn’t go head first into any battle unless he knows he can win. Fif on the other hand will go head first into anything with the expectation to do everything but lose. So, how does that make the Killa scared of Boo-Boo? Well, remember that “hot summer” Cam promised? Not only did it never happen, but Cam went M.I.A. for most of the year. Meanwhile, 50 sonned his enemies with another mixtape diss and the Pink One hasn’t been much of the same since. (Hell, even Jimmy rolls with 50 now, ain’t that some mess?)

Martha Stewart:

The Queen of All Things Home & Garden may have her industry on lock and is the voice to millions for those looking to keep their lawn manicured and dinner parties the talk of the neighborhood… but she ain’t dining with 50 Cent. Think of it like Oprah and her stance on rappers pre-”augh”-Jay-Z. Martha Stewart was already scared shiiteless when she hung out with Busta Rhymes after the cameras stopped rolling and she definitely doesn’t know what to expect from a guy who rides around in a bullet-and-bombproof car. But as you can see on Rachel Ray, Fif is a smiling gentleman. Maybe he can use that appeal to woo Martha into designing the next wave of G-Unit merchandise.

Young Buck:

What came first – Young Buck crying or Alfamega snitching? It’s rhetorical, you don’t have to answer… When Buck joined G-Unit, the South had its representative that was on the hottest label/group at the time and it just seemed like all was right with the world. But when Buck got “out of line” – you can see the psychosis 50 puts on folks in this secretly taped recorded conversation between 50 and the Ten-A-Key rapper. Funny thing, Fif didn’t even raise his voice. How can a grown man make another grown man drop the water works over the horn if he’s not shivering in his Timbs?

Olivia:

The former first lady of G-Unit (or was that The Game? I keed, I keed…) was supposed to have her whole mojo set up when she signed on the dotted line. It’s a funny thing that when you sign with G-Unit you’re being inducted into a family, but somewhere folks forget how 50 made his moves. Olivia is a prime example. Attempt after attempt didn’t work for the girl and if there’s one thing that’s true about the rap industry is that if you don’t make funds then you’re life’s no fun. 50 is a monster when it comes to breaking a person down and folks are more religiously inclined to find salvation in him than Jesus. Too bad Olivia couldn’t do much to stop 50 and his scientifically diabolical ways.

…No one’s afraid of 50 because son knows how to hide the bodies. Don’t think so? Share your opinion! Who do YOU think is NOT afraid of 50 and why?

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  • Rick Lexington says:

    If 50 messes with anyone with any real creditability in the rap game he’d get his ass handed to him lol. Your only as good as the people you beat and he hasn’t really beaten anyone. Oh and he got beat by kanye lol… come on!!

  • Clark Kent says:

    That’s true. But maybe him and Wendy Williams can go at it?

  • yah says:

    lol @ martha stewart

  • gerald says:

    y’all know fif everybody is scared of him this top 5 is just the top of the hat i dare any rapper to try dude hes like a school bully that will graduate without anybody stepping up to him………….

  • A NOLA says:

    Yea game better not be up here

  • Chloe says:

    I think that the only person not afraid of 50 Cent has been dead for quite a while and he’s Jesus. Seriously, he walks in my face, Im taking ten whole steps back.

  • Jacob says:

    who would be afraid of 50 cent he’s a pussy his music sucks now ever since game and young buck are gone G Unit is over maan fuck 50 cent he’s a pussy i’m a bnodybuilder and if i saw 50 cent he would run like a pussy

  • dsuave allday says:

    Come on now, Ross? Yall would’ve been better off putting Ja on there. 50 went at his BM for info. Anybody’s BM is gonna hate regardless, especially to get some type of exposure. Lets be real here people. NEXT….

  • NYswag says:

    Lol @ jacob wow… But uh one thing about fifty is that he never stops coming after dudes, he speaks his mind. And for the record he did drop a couple of lines about jay, nas, ti, and Wayne. Thing is no one has really responded back besides Ross and maybe a line from wayne. In my opinion, no one is scared of fifty but.. they just rather not get into it with this man because he’s relentless.

  • Rick Lexington says:

    I wouldn’t say he’s relentless. Just because you continuously smack the hell out of an amateur that won’t fight back doesn’t mean your going to put up a fight when mayweather tags you back. Jay would slaughter him. They don’t do anything because 50 isn’t worth it and 50 would profit off of it. Unknowns stay trying this tactic, hoping someone will bite. So let 50 be a bottom feeder.

  • h killz says:

    fifty is kind of a jobless person since he booted buck nd game g unit could not make any good frm they album e.g. t.o.s. wat a big disgrace for three heads to stay and write album like this. i said he is jobless bcos u cant imagine someone like jay z to do wat his doin wit ross ex-girl, nd i will stop listinin to RAP music if jay z should pose for a pic like 50′s smooch, i guess 50′s time is over and he is being the one afraid.

  • Jacob says:

    u knoe wat nyswag u can laugh at me all u wnt but it’s true about 50 cent he’s not good anymore like he use to be and i am a bodybuilder

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