Amanda Bynes Dumped By KiD CuDi For Tweeting Too Much!
Okay, so we can’t really confirm that Amanda Bynes and Scott Mescudi, better known as KiD CuDi, were actually dating. But we can try interpret her tweet game, and see if our claims make any sense whatsoever. Let’s break it down, shall we?
We went back into the archives as far as we could. This is the first big sign that something could be going on. It’s also the first sign of trouble in paradise. Anybody who’s dating a celebrity and still refers to their crush or whatever as their stage name, and/or lets the public know that they are indeed hanging out is only looking for attention. But it’s unfair of us to assume all of this from a sole tweet, even after the gossip sites discussed about how she laughed off the rumors of the two dating. Let’s keep going.
The above tweet is a game-changer. In September she was kicking it with CuDi, and now she’s all of a sudden a fan of chocolate!? She’s referring to her racial preference, as we figure out in later tweets. Strangely enough, she deleted several of these subsequent tweets referring to her “chocolate” lover, but the internet goons, goblins and gargoyles over at Dr. Jays Live have our ways. We’re not done yet. We’ve got more heat.
Okay, so that first tweet about CuDi wasn’t enough to conclude that they’re dating. And while that chocolate talk was insightful, we couldn’t stamp the romance from those tweets alone. But this tweet right before The 5nd Annual Grammy Awards is a clue if we’ve ever seen one! CuDi was nominated for 3 Grammys, and Amanda is clearly rooting for her crush/boo to come home with at least one of those bad boys.
And she should be. Unfortunately, her “man” came home empty-handed. She couldn’t be any more facetious with these tweets, either. Why “a certain guy” as opposed to “my man” or “Scott” or better yet, why even say anything? Why not say, “disappointed with way these awards are going tonite” or something that doesn’t scream “HEY! I NEED ATTENTION!” But guys, she’s not done. A few more key tweets:
Okay, now at this point, things are getting scary. She’s semi-putting his buisness out there, and sounding a little too interested. She’s fantasizing about her future, but it sounds like she kinda wants him to be in it. CuDi must have caught that last tweet, because things started to go sour after that.
We’re guessing she said essentially the same thing again because the first time she said it, it didn’t give away enough info about her situation. This second one applied more to her than the first one. Then she tries to get kinda slick with the tweets.
Well, there you have it. We’ve just ran through Amanda Bynes and KiD CuDi’s potentially faux relationship, vicariously enjoyed through her Twitter updates. Sounds like she was way too clingy and obsessed. She succeeded in getting the media’s attention, but failed to get Cudder to like her back. Was that not the most impressive Twitter screen shot collection and research you’ve ever seen? Was she too crazy? Will CuDi ever address this?