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Teddy Potter & The Ridiculous Chain

Submitted by on July 1, 2010 – 10:05 am13 Comments

The saga of the gaudy hip-hop clown jewelry continues with T-Pain debuting his latest diamond smothered pendant: a Nuvo bottle. Jesus, please be an IRS payment.

I’m so sorry, President Obama.

This is why people think that all black folk have ratchet ass credit! First of all, Nuvo does not deserve all this hype—it’s basically Sprite, Smirnoff, and grenadine in a fancy bottle shaped like a sex toy! Would you get a chain dedicated to a wine cooler? I realize liquor companies are shoving stacks of money into these rappers’ pockets, but couldn’t some of that money be spent on more compassionate things—maybe Haiti relief, the Gulf oil spill, AIDS research, the quest to find Naomi Campbell’s hairline, something like that?

Between this and Kanye West’s Horus chain, I don’t know how we’s ever gon’ be free, Miss Ciely!

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