Snoop Dogg Nominates Himself As American Idol Judge
Looks like our boy Snoop Dogg has found a new calling: judging contestants on American Idol. Someone needs to make this happen as soon as possible. According to ContactMusic:
SNOOP DOGG has pleaded with American Idol bosses to give him a spot on the judging panel—promising to give the show “pizazz.”
The rapper has been touted as a possible replacement for outgoing judge Simon Cowell, and he admits he’d be willing to step into the music mogul’s shoes, if they pay him enough.
Snoop says, “I like that show. I think it’s missing some pizazz and I can give it what it’s missing—if they get their bread together, cut me in and cut me out. I got to get paid.”
Now, close your eyes and just picture this man as an Idol judge. Really grasp all the delicious hood-isms he would bring to that program—the half-naked women, the obscure Cali slang, the co-judges facial reactions to the constant smell of marijuana. What a great idea! Sure we’d all still be watching nothing more than the audition episodes, but they would be so much more entertaining.