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We’re Not Prudes, Just Grossed Out: Omarion Remakes Jodeci Hit; Rosa Acosta Works By The Hour

Submitted by on March 10, 2011 – 3:10 pm7 Comments
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For some reason Omarion missed the memo stating classic R&B hits of the 1990s—in this case, Jodeci’s “Come & Talk To Me”—should not be remade by sub par boy banders with thin vocals and no respect for the song. Far be it for me to knock  your musical talents O, but you don’t have the pipes to sing this song.

There I said it.

Now let’s discuss “ass” versus “class.” Whoever told you to “update” or “modernize” the words has sabotaged you. It’s not even the Ides of March and the Brutus in your camp has done you wrong. You should just fire your entire team and start from scratch because those saboteurs didn’t stop you from making this video which, by the way, is a hot mess. Now I’m sure you had teenage dreams of a woman like Rosa Acosta but you used this video as your chance to live it out and pretend you were actually getting it in. #EpicFail.

Now Rosa, dear Rosa, don’t ever let your mama or your grandma see this promotional prostitution piece. We all know you have a great body, but you’re getting older and are probably starting to realize a new crew of video girls may make you irrelevant—soon. I hope you saved your money sweetie, so that you can bow out gracefully. And by gracefully, I mean not doing gnarly videos with faded D-list pop stars. Proving you’ve still got one last sex scene/ass shot/booty pop in you is starting to look a bit desperate and sad. Don’t be so thirsty. Retire to Florida just like everyone else.

Now watch the video. And let me know what the hell is going on with the whipped-cream scene.

Photo: Necole Bitchie
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