What Made This 92-Year-Old Lady Fire Four Shots At Her Neighbor?
Ninety-two-year-old Helen Staudinger was arrested after firing four gunshots at her neighbor’s house. Why would this little old Florida woman do such a thing? Was she in danger? Nope. She was just an old horny woman who wanted a kiss and was pissed because her 53-year-old neighbor didn’t want to give it to her.
The gunshots ripped through other neighbors’ homes and came pretty close to landing a target, as one neighbor said he felt the shards of glass hit him. Staudinger was arrested on charges of aggravated assault and shooting into a dwelling.
“She said, ‘Well, I’m going to leave you alone,’ and then she wanted a kiss. I said ‘no.’ I said ‘you just need to go back onto your own property and leave me alone.’ Well that’s when she got mad…”
So what did she do? She went home, got her gun and fired into his carport. It’s pretty bizarre stuff and this isn’t the first time this little old lady has gone on a rampage. She reportedly attacked another neighbor for taking out her trash. She also attacked another neighbor because she believed the man she was infatuated with was in a relationship with the neighbor.
Bottom line, she’s loony. And this is one of those times where either a nursing home or staying with family absolutely has to apply.