The Tale Of The Infamous Spring Break Burger King Bikini Brawler
What has been coined as the “Spring Break Bikini Brawl” on YouTube may be hilarious to those that have watched the 100-second clip, but the jokes come to a grinding halt for the antagonist in the Burger King rampage, Kimesa Smith Nekiva Hardy.
Thanks to a cell phone video clip, Hardy is facing a number of felony charges ranging from disorderly conduct to misdemeanor battery. What exactly set the woman off is still up in the air, although a sworn statement by one of the witnesses says it had to do with her order being messed up.
In the clip, Burger King employees somehow managed to draw the ire of Hardy. And when her fuse is lit, all hell breaks loose. Smith pounced on the restaurant’s counter and whacked an employee with a water jug. Napkins and other items explode into the cameras view as she hurls a number of items while blasting the employees with a few curse-laden barbs.
We’re not sure how say, forgetting the cheese on a Whopper could send someone into this kind of Hulk-like rage, but it surely will draw a few chuckles as you watch this woman in a bikini flip out.
But the last laugh will be on Hardy as she damaged a $3,800 LED display and a cash register. She was arrested, released and then arrested again for talking trash and using the fake name Kimesa Smith. “F*ck them, they’ll have to come and get me,” she told The Smoking Gun. “It’s gonna be hard to find me.” Well, it wasn’t that hard to find her as they snatched her dumb ass back up at her home in Montgomery, Alabama. So she’ll be facing even more felony charges.
At least she didn’t go all the way left like the Taco Bell shooter. Either way, we’re unsure what the heck is going on with all the fast food rage. But perhaps the recession has caused some folks to lose their minds.