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The Phrase That Pays: Charlie Sheen To Copyright His Rants

Submitted by on April 6, 2011 – 10:38 am3 Comments

Cashing in on his current (but quickly waning) cult status, Charlie Sheen and his lawyer Marty Singer are now attempting to officially trademark 22 of the most famous catchphrases of his recent erratic explosion.

These include:

  • Vatican Assassin
  • Tiger Blood
  • Rock Star From Mars
  • I’m Not Bi-Polar, I’m Bi-Winning!
  • Duh, Winning
  • Adonis DNA
  • Sober Valley Lodge
  • Sheen’s Goddesses
  • Violent Torpedo of Truth
  • Defeat Is Not an Option

According to the AP, the phrase, “I’m not bi-polar, I’m bi-winning,” could end up on cell phones, in comic books, on wallets, purses, stickers and pens and pencils. Other potential items where the phrases may be emblazoned include bras, pens and pencils, pet foods and even alcoholic drinks.

It could take over a year for the government to register all of the trademarks. Let’s hope Sheen’s current stand-up comedy tour—which started off disastrous—continues to improve (as recent reports suggest) to keep him busy till then.

Watch a snippet of Charlie’s “Violent Torpedo Of Truth” tour in Cleveland:


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