Arnold Schwarzenegger: Terminator, Governor, Sperminator, Baby Daddy
Arnold Schwarzenegger is officially a dog, a grade A cheater. And he can’t head to rehab to recover from this public slight. How are you going to cheat on Maria Shriver and have a baby out of wedlock with one of your household staffers? Maria’s a Kennedy for goodness sake! She’s besties with Oprah! And sleeping with the help is the oldest story in the book. From what we’ve read, this staffer worked for the family for 20 years and recently retired. “I’ll be back” is right, as this dude’s been accused of “groping” women in the past—clearly the former governor can’t keep his paws to himself. According to the Associated Press:
“After leaving the governor’s office I told my wife about this event, which occurred over a decade ago,” Schwarzenegger told the Times on Monday in a statement that was later sent to The Associated Press. “I understand and deserve the feelings of anger and disappointment among my friends and family. There are no excuses and I take full responsibility for the hurt I have caused. I have apologized to Maria, my children and my family. I am truly sorry.
“I ask that the media respect my wife and children through this extremely difficult time,” the statement concluded. “While I deserve your attention and criticism, my family does not.”
Hours later, Shriver also released a statement: “This is a painful and heartbreaking time. As a mother, my concern is for the children. I ask for compassion, respect and privacy as my children and I try to rebuild our lives and heal. I will have no further comment.”
At least one of Arnold’s children with Maria—there are four, ranging in age from 13 to 21—is pissed. Their son Patrick took to Twitter to air his grievances:
Seems he may be Team Maria since he’s going by the name “Patrick Shriver.” This may get ugly before it gets worse but don’t worry, Maria—we’ve got your back. Leave this man, let him go. You’re still super hot and can get a real man of quality, one with a set of morals and standards.
While you contemplate how you would react if your husband of 25 years cheated on you and had a baby out of wedlock, check out these videos of Schwarzenegger, which will serve to reinforce the question we’ve all be asking for years: How did Arnold book Maria?