If Obama Wasn’t President…Here Are 5 Jobs He Could Do
If Obama wasn’t president what would he be doing? There’s many options but he’s my ideas.
1. A Superhero Crime Fighter
Having witnessed the murder of his parents as a child, he swore revenge on crime, an oath tempered with the greater ideal of justice. Obama trains himself both physically and intellectually and dons a bat-themed costume in order to fight crime…wait. Maybe someone else had that idea already.
2. A Republican
Wouldn’t it be funny if Obama became a firm believer in republican ideals, like the most effective, responsible and responsive government is government closest to the people or government must practice fiscal responsibility and allow individuals to keep more of the money they earn…wait…I just confused myself.
3. Modeling For Banana Republic
I think the picture above speaks for itself.
4. Pimpin These Hoes
Even now as president, you can see small glimpses of how strong Obama “Pimp Hand” can be. Just the way the man speaks reminds me of a old pimp that lived in my neighborhood
Yes yes, we’ve all seen the the parody videos of Obama rapping, but with Obama’s way with words and swag (please deduct 10 points off my cool meter for saying swag), I could easily see Obama spitting bars with Jay or Yeezy…