The 13 Gayest Cartoon Characters Of All Time
Gay and Lesbian Pride Month! And now some questionably gay cartoon characters.
13. Eric Raymond – Jem
For all you 90s babies, you probably have no idea who this is, but once upon a time there was this super gay cartoon called Jem and there was a manager of Jem’s rival band the Misfits named Eric. Always well dressed and groomed, Eric is very questionable.
12. C-3PO – Star Wars: Droids and Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Talks to much, complains to much, and way too fussy. Not to mention he has more gold on than a Persian man. Robo-queen award!
11. Dr. Mindbender – GI Joe
The Outfit…just look at the outfit, where am I, a YMCA in the downtown Manhattan in the 1980′s ? By the way Dr. Mindbender’s evil goal was to make ” the perfect man.” I rest my case.
10. Peppermint Patty – Peanuts
Honestly though is she a boy or girl? Patty’s butch fashion is a dead give away. LESBIAN PRIDE!
9. Starscream – Transformers
If the voice wasn’t a dead giveaway, his feminine mannerisms are.
8. Captain Planet – Captain Planet
Look at him…
7. Yogi Bear and Boo Boo – Yogi Bear
Halloween Night at Chippendales. Two butt naked bears except for their bow ties and hats living in the same cave.
6. He-man – He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
Maybe the 80s were a different time, but any man that walks around wearing fur underwear, looking like he lives in a gym and parties in a tanning salon is gay to me.
5. Fred – Scooby Doo
Honestly Fred, how long does it take to bang Daphne? It’s been years now—looks a little sus to me.
4. Snagglepuss – Hanna-Barbera
A hot pink lion with a lisp.
3. Stewie – Family Guy
Cross-dressing and every other gay stereotype under the sun. Stewie proves you are born gay—it’s not a choice!
2. Smithers – The Simpsons
“In the closet” might be an understatement for this one. One of the longest running queer characters on TV because of The Simpsons 5000 seasons (something like that right?). His lust for his boss, Mr. Burns, is just down right creepy at this point.
1. Vanity Smurf – The Smurfs
Quite possibly the gayest character ever (without being openly gay like Mr. Garrison from South Park). If the flower in his hair and the fact that he looks at a mirror 15 hours a day isn’t a giveaway, the smurfy bitch fit he threw in the episode titled ” Vanity Fair” proves it.