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What’s The Deal With Doug Hutchison’s Child Bride, Courtney Alexis Stodden?

Submitted by on June 23, 2011 – 3:49 pm22 Comments
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As you may (or may not) know by now, Courtney Alexis Stodden, an unknown 16-year old student, beauty pageant contestant and aspiring country singer from Washington State married actor Doug Hutchison, 51, who’s best known for his roles in The Green Mile and ABC’s Lost. I always think of him as the creepy actor and in this case, art is clearly imitating life.

I’ve been saying WTF since this story dropped. I’m not convinced the details of this union are as they’re being told. She’s a virgin, she’s a good Christian girl, she loves her new old man (who is four years older than her father, BTW), blah, blah, blah. I can’t fathom why a teenager would marry a man who is a little over a decade away from claiming social security or why her parents would agree to let their underage daughter get married in the first place. The only way I can make sense of this is to believe there must have been a payoff somewhere along the way. Conspiracy theory, I know, but do you have a better explanation? And don’t say it’s love because love at 16 is often unfulfilling and hardly sustaining. Someone should have grounded this kid, made her wash her face and banned her from wearing makeup, heels and push-up bras for at least a month.

I’m pretty sure the jokes on us and we’ll all soon learn that Courtney is actually a 32-year-old ex-stripper/divorcee from East Backwoods, Who Cares who went along with this charade for a large sum of money that she plans on using to get Air Jordans for her kids and breast implants for her herself. Until the real story comes out and the truth prevails (as it always seems to do) here’s a gallery of Courtney Alexis Stodden Hutchison. Eww. Prepare to be stupefied by the photos and appalled by her latest music video, “Car Candy.”

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