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Big Boobs Aren’t Everything: Zoe Saldana, Mary-Kate Olsen, Kristen Bell & More

Submitted by on July 2, 2011 – 10:19 amOne Comment

Hey, these girls might not have the goods in the chest area, but I’m sure there are a lot of men that still feel the same way about them as I do. Here are the top 11 tiny chest celebrities (in my opinion).

Zoe Saldana – Compact

If you’re into tiny compact spanish boobs this is the right choice. She can Star Trek me any day…I don’t even know what that means but you get the general idea.

Kate Hudson – Miniature

I’ll admit they don’t look the best in a swimsuit but boy does she clean up well.

Gwen Stefani – Teeny

Who’s into rock/rap boobs? MEEEE!!!

Alicia Keys – Little

R&B boobs!!

Mary-Kate Olsen – Petite

Wait which one is this? Does it really matter if you’re into drug-hobo-chic-former-child-actor boobs?

Kristen Bell – Itty-bitty

Awww, she’s just so cute to me she can do nothing wrong in my eyes. We forgive you for your itty-bitty titty.

Kirsten Dunst – Minuscule

This is for your Boring Girls fantasies.

Paris Hilton – Half-Pint

Insert any Paris, France reference.

Natalie Portman – Pocket-Sized

Swans have small breasts?

Bai Ling – Microscopic

My editor deleted my original comment. So no comment.

Michelle Pffeifer – Elfin (yes, it’s a word)

Simply MILF.

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