David & Victoria Beckham Name Their Baby Girl “Harper Seven”

No, that is not a typo. The Beckhams really did name their new baby girl, born yesterday, Harper Seven Beckham. According to David’s Facebook page:

Now David and Victoria are know for giving their kids great, interesting names— as evidenced by their sons, named Brooklyn, Cruz and Romeo. The name Harper is beautiful, but I am waiting for the middle name to grow on me. Before we just dismiss Posh and Becks for giving their kid a freaky name, let’s evaluate some of the really whacked-out names celebs have given their children. After reading this list, courtesy of Cracked.com, Harper Seven will start to sound like Mary Jane.
Kal-El
Child Of: Nicolas Cage
Pilot Inspektor
Child Of: Jason Lee
Fifi Trixibelle
Child Of: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Apple
Child Of: Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin
Coco
Child Of: Courteney Cox and David Arquette
Kyd
Child Of: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni
Sage Moonblood
Son Of: Sylvester Stallone
Destry
Child Of: Steven Spielberg
Maddox
Adopted child Of: Angelina Jolie (and Brad Pitt)
Memphis Eve
Child Of: Bono
Ocean
Child Of: Forest Whitaker
Prince Michael II/Blanket
Child Of: Michael Jackson
Rocket Rodriguez
Child Of: Robert Rodriguez
Blue Angel
Child Of: The Edge (From U2)
Audio Science
Child Of: Shannyn Sossamon
Moon Unit & Diva Thin Muffin
Children Of: Frank Zappa
Moxie Crimefighter
Child Of: Penn Jillette
Tu Morrow
Child Of: Rob Morrow (from the TV show Numb3rs)
Jermajesty
Child Of: Jermaine Jackson










