Did you happen to catch actor Doug Hutchison, 51, and his wanna-be-pop-star-turned-child-bride Courtney Stodden, 16, on Nightline? If so, please tell me you are as freaked out grossed out as I am by the oversexed mannerisms of this teenager and her happily oblivious sugar daddy. When did it become cool for young girls to act so loose? Is Courtney on something? She is way too young to be a drugged-addled housewife.

I almost feel bad for Doug. He seems to truly love and respect this union, but I am calling this game before it ends. Throw up the red card, this chick is bad news. If this video is a true indication, this girlmoves through the world like she’s on the catwalk at a strip club. Someone call CPS on this duo. This girl ain’t right. It’s just a matter of time before we learn Courtney is 42 and comes from a family of grifters who intend to extort money from the freaky, once lonely actor best known for roles in Lost and The Green Mile. Wait, now I’m starting to sound crazy. Maybe I watch too much Law & Order. Roll the tape and prepare to be skeeved out.

BTW: These two are working on a reality TV show about their lives. Oy vey.

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