Britney Spears Is “On Drugs, Farts Incessantly And Hardly Showers”
That’s according to Fernando Flores, anyway. Britney Spears‘ ex-bodyguard has a serious vendetta against his former employer, going on the record to say she’s addicted to methamphetamines, farts almost as much as she breathes, doesn’t stop picking her nose and has terrible hygiene practices.
Britney’s of course calling Flores a liar, holding to the fact he only worked for her for a short time. As silly as this all sounds, Flores is taking it one step further and suing her now for—wait for it—sexual harassment, saying she “exposed herself” to him and abused his children.
According to TMZ:
Flores alleges, on one occasion — in a scene right out of “Legally Blonde” — “She was wearing a white lace, see-through dress. She walked over close by [Flores], intentionally dropped her cigarette lighter on the floor, bent over to retrieve it and thereby exposed her uncovered genitals to [Flores].” The lawsuit goes on, “The incident caused [Flores] shock and disgust.”
The suit then goes on to describe another alleged instance where Britney summoned Flores to her room, where she was standing naked. The suit claims, “After an awkward silence during which [Britney] just stood naked before [Flores], [Flores] asked Spears if she needed anything. After some hesitation, Spears asked [Flores] to get her two bottles of 7 Up.”
One time after allegedly exposing herself, the suit claims Britney said, “You know you liked it.”
Although it’s not mentioned in the lawsuit (which was filed in L.A. County Superior Court), sources told TMZ that Flores contacted the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services. DCFS investigated and determined the claim had no merit.