Video: Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison Visit The Father Albert Show
In an effort to class up what clearly seems like a tasteless/irritating/gross/contrived/paid for union, Doug Hutchison, 51, and Courtney Alexis Stodden, 16, appeared on the Father Albert show. Father Albert is often referred to as “Father Oprah” and in this episode of the syndicated religious talk show, he tries desperately to cut through the stinky marital haze these two ding dongs are spewing. Talk about assaulting the senses. My cold heart did feel a twinge (albeit fleeting) of kindness when a few audience members clapped in support of Courtney’s declaration that she remained a virgin until marriage.
Where are the conservatives mouthpieces when we need them? Ann Coulter, where are you? I’ve listened to you sticklers spit hail, fire and brimstone over some ridiculously lame shit, but you say NOTHING when a teenage girl weds a man quickly easing his way toward an AARP card? Talking about choosing your battles.
And why is Courtney wearing a handkerchief and stripper heels to meet with a priest? Has she every heard the word “appropriate” before? This is how you know Courtney’s 16. She thinks every formal opportunity can be outfitted courtesy of the Victoria’s Secret catalog.
In the words of a mighty sage named Dionne Warwick, I say a little prayer for you.