Can I Join The Illuminati?
Is it really that hard to get into the Illuminati and is it even that cool anymore? It seems like everyday someone new is accused of being a member of the Illuminati. Jay-Z, Kanye West, McDonald’s, Walmart, Lady Gaga, Batman, Mickey Mouse, Barney, the bum on the 6 Train that always talks about the government, Tom Hanks (?), Jesus, Lindsay Lohan (like really? Lindsay ) and even Obama. Do people even know what the Illuminati is? The Illuminati (plural of Latin illuminatus, “enlightened”) is a name given to several groups, both historical and modern, and both real and fictitious. Historically, the name refers specifically to the Bavarian Illuminati, an Enlightenment-era secret society founded on May 1, 1776.
In modern times it is also used to refer to a purported conspiratorial organization which acts as a shadowy “power behind the throne,” allegedly controlling world affairs through present day governments and corporations, usually as a modern incarnation or continuation of the Bavarian Illuminati. So, with that said, you want me to believe that Jay-Z is a part of a organization that controls the world government? Kanye is controlling the stock market. Yes, and I’m f**king Santa Claus.
But what if I am really blind to the truth!! Myron Fagan devoted his latter years to finding evidence that a variety of historical events from Waterloo, The French Revolution, JFK’s assassination and the communist plot to hasten the New World Order by infiltrating the Hollywood film industry, were all orchestrated by the Illuminati. In comes Tom Hanks, RUN! Noo illuminati. Dr. John Coleman, author of Targets of the Illuminati and the Committee of 300 asserts that the Illuminati’s intentions include:
- The establishment of a One World Government with a unified church and monetary system
- Further advancement of ideas through mind control
- Encouragement of the use of drugs and pornography
- Suppression of all scientific advancement unless they considered it acceptable to their aims
- Causing the death of 3 billion people by 2050, through wars and starvation
- Creation of mass unemployment
- Fracturing of the nuclear family by encouraging teenagers to rebel
- Use and promotion of rock music to facilitate this rebellion “which include rock gangsters such as the Rolling Stones
Some of these points I can fully agree with, like the whole pornography thing and it looks like they can check off the ” Mass Unemployment” part. I have a lot of skills that the Illuminati needs. Like what you say? You know, photography and video, and I’m all about mind control—I could probably help out with that part? Look, I already came up with my new Illuminati salutation tag.
Illuminati BITCH!
Wait, I think I can see the whole Batman thing.
who ever wrote that piece is the biggest idiot ive ever knew of,,and i watch a lot of tv,,,the situation looks smart compared to you….your so off,,the illuminati, is not something you just want to join,,you have to be very powerful,,,filled of money and world leaders who have control over media governments and money…the illuminati is a very complex of branches that all play a role,,,in a new world order,,,its all about the government having control over everything we do..think about it
I agree with “Anthony”.
“Boogs” is an totally UNEDUCATED moron, who actually thinks that Kanye’s role in the Illuminati is “controlling the stock market”.
The Illuminati is run just like any other CORPORATION, it has a board of directers (The Council of 13), a finance department (The World Bank), and a pucblic relations departmnet (the Mainstream Media and FAKE JOURNALISTS like this idiot).
Much like “Virgin” (Air, Mobile, Radio, Records), the Illuminati has many braches under its wings. Jay-Z, Kanye, and the self-proffessed “Princess of the Illuminati” (see music video for “S&M”), Rihanna are all a part of the Illuminati’s “Propaganda Department – Entertainment Division”
Next time EDUCATE YOURSELF before you shill out such DIS-INFORMANTION !!!
pls i want to jion illuminati pls i want to be rich in ever thing and popular plsssssssssssss in the name of devil
Fuck the Illuminati and fuck this piece of shit “author”. Go ahead, don’t remove the wool from your eyes. People like you make me sick. Believe exactly what the “media” tells you. Be a good slave. Conform. Don’t ask questions. Everything is under control. You have a brain for a reason. Or has it already been washed? Sit. Roll over. Play dead. Good slave
count me in !
I want to be a member, what first can I take?
can i join the Freemason
I realy need to join illuminati
dude???????? what the fuck! i promise you i have seen a ton of threads with people intrested in joining and wann know what it would be like and quite frankly people like you deserve to be beatn in the head with blunt objects repeatedly until ya mind right…hmmm..live as a free soul wating to fight the oncoming onslaught orrr…be the cause of an onslaught off innoccent beings…sale your soul to satan for riches and fame ultimatley burning in hell (takes deep breath)..smh…sucha hard choice..did i mention the extremly homosexual life style you have to live…jeesh..im done here this is crazy
Am just dying to be a member and also to help the fallen angel get his wing back
Pls i want to be member.pls i realy want to join you
I want to join illuminati threw making hiphop music,i need the money,cars,studio,i need it
I just want to join the illuminati by making hiphop music
the point is these guys are powerful and smart but if you want to join,do you have what it takes e.g. a talent that they can benefit to achieve their ultimate goal from,if no then go away ,if you want riches and popularity for nothing,you are wrong and it aint gona work that way.im dedicated and can demise plans and use my brain,i also have potential in playing tennis,if any illuminati member is willing to invite me its [email protected] to me
also contact me at [email protected] i can offer a brilliant service
umm……me muzna.. mee living in africa..buh mii belong to paki family….
not proud to be doee… 
i wud do evry shid to liv ma own life…being a fashion designer…… 
plzzz need help… dun wanna live in ma rents houz nomore..its lyk prison.!!! plzz contact me on fb….. muzna rizzy </3
um..i guh fashion talent…buh cnt brng it out to de world cuz ov ma family.!!!
I want join and become popular and rich
I want to join the illuminati because i love satan and so i can be rich and famous
Im a mexican rapper trying to get known i got potential with rapping and willing to do whatever to get in because the circumstances that im in are neck deep for me and my family, so if u want to let me in or know of someone willing to sighn me in please email me alvarez[email protected]!! or on facebook Prime Alvarez
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look i want to join..how do we know its as bad as people says it is…how do we know u will have to sell your soul.All we know is what other people say about what it is,but personaly do we know… no we dont sorry, if i dont see it for my self i can say what is the truth and whats not . it can be people mind playing tricks on them or Imagination running wild..so sighn me up
I want to join illuminate seriously
i want to join bcs i want to rule the wold in all intertainment i want to hv ifluense i want to domein the world.
iwant to join the illuminaty family because iiwant money to study medicine in german and i am in uganda in jinja
Good Day – To Whome it may concern !!
I am a musician – hip pop and i also have many talent and i want to join The illuminate Member ship seriously bcs i want to rule the wold in all entertainment fave and also i want to be Multimillionaire ..actually i am more than ready to serve the illuminate with all my soul and life no matter what it will take i don”t care and what ever you want me to do or be i promise i will do it without any hesitate ..I want you to know that am more than seriously than the others & i will be more than happy if someone member of the illuminate will kindly Contact buzz me on this email – am online all the time [email protected] with the step to proceed and i will be more than happy to come by and pay visit and do what ever it takes …Because i don”t want to Die Trying !! I want to get rich and i promise i will do what ever ..and i will also recommend 1,000 of people in to it if you want me to ..
Thanks and hope to hear from you soon.
I luv to join the illuminati bcause i need it
My number is 08121883992
i nid 2 join this to be a very powerfull bisnessman and be porpula in hip-hop music and make big money(billions)
I wana join the illuminati. Don’t fuck me around let me know as soon as possible wen I can join.. You won’t regret it..
Are you niggaz gona take so long to let me know.. I got some crime to commit so don’t fuck around with my time.. The clock is ticking you got two hours left or else I’m out!
i want to join and work with you
it’s simple to join the illuminati – just believe you already are an illuminati. change your clothes and behaviour a bit and that’s it! i’m an illuminati 4 years now and i cannot understand how, but i have still more and more money and influence. everything is just about what you believe!
i luv to be one de strong member of dis secret sociaty and acepting to fufil all my duty am ready to joing i have somany talent but its hide fro
me and i dnt know how to find it dats wy i deside to joing this secret sociaty to help find my destiny thanks to all member panama is my name?
The reason why I want to become part of this group/ cult is not just because of the wealth but because the time is coming soon and I want to be part of his side. I’m tired of this world and want to join him while I still can by free will. And for the ones that want to help give the fallen back their wings. There’s more to it then you think.. First try tracking the Nephilim blood line down
I wana join the illuminati.becuase i wana hav money?
How to join¿ Some1 with any details? Plz
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YU GUYZ ARE **** STUPID AS **** ! HAHAHAA THIS **** AINT EVEN REAL !
IF YU WANNA “GET MONEY” THEN BE GOOD AT SOMETHING! I MEEN I AINT STUPID I NO WUTZ UP I GET $500 DAILY !! *******
(AT LEAST;O)HAA! AND I AINT IN NO ONEZ ORGANIZATION BUT MY OWN! WHEN IM SOMEWHERE PEOPLE BE THROWN BILLZ AT ME AND I JUST GET MONEY:) KUZ IMMA BAD *** LIKE THAT! (CANT TELL YU MY SECRET THOE)SINCE IT IZ MY SECRET ORGANIZATION!
SELL DRUGZ! NOT YOUR SOLE! **** RETARDZ !
I WANT TO JOIN THE ILLUMINATI. AM A MUSICIAN AND I WANT TO BE POPULAR AS A MUSICIAN IN GHANA LIKE SARKODIE. I WANT TO BE RICH, DRIVE HEAVY LUXURY CAR. FUNCTIONING IN GHANA LIKE A MUSICIAN, THAT I WILL NOT WRITE MUSIC IS WHAT I WANT. RAP LIKE SARKODIE IN GHANA.
I want to join yhe illuminati,i am ready to be rich,famous,and even become a star,i am ready i don’t care wot people may say or do,i am ready
want to join illuminati
Wanna be part of it am so inlove with it n i gut talents 2
want to join yhe illuminati,i am ready to be rich,famous,and even become a star,i am ready i don’t care wot people may say or do,i am ready
I believe I found some old illuminati wall document things in a old persons home… How would I join?
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i want to be a member pls
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I wnt to join illuminati
i want to join u guys for rael………yeah
Plz I want to join the illuminati order…I’ll do what ever it takes..I’m unemployed so I really need this *sigh* I wanna join the illuminati music industry you can email me at [email protected]..I’ve thought abt this for weeks n I’ve made up my mind..I need this!
I we like to join the illuminate because am feedup of nigeria