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Are You Ready For The News According To Snooki?

Submitted by on August 31, 2011 – 2:19 pmNo Comment
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There are no stop signs in sight for the Jersey Shore gravy train and Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi looks like the team’s ultimate breakout star.

Today she launched The News According To Snooki, a lighthearted news show on Cambio, an AOL-owned entertainment site for teens. Dressed like a Madonna clone from 80s with a random jar of pickles, hairspray and lipgloss all prominent on her news desk, Snooki announces she has “serious opinions” on today’s current affairs (including Hurricane Irene, Beyoncé‘s baby bump, global warming and more) and says she’s “always wanted to be an anchorwoman,” not to mention she “looks hot” doing it. She ends her broadcast with a kiss into the camera and “Later bitches!”

Sigh.

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