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Introducing “I Am Sasha Fetus”: Here’s What Beyoncé & Jay-Z’s Baby Will Look Like!

Submitted by on September 5, 2011 – 2:33 pmNo Comment
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Ever since Beyoncé showed off her baby bump last week at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards the world has collectively gotten baby fever, frantically awaiting for the genetically blessed spawn of B and Jay-Z to arrive. You could say that this is the most anticipated celebrity spawn in the history of mankind.

“Babyoncé,” “Beyby,” “The EmBeyo” or “Beyby-Z,” depending on what nickname you prefer already has a number of Facebook pages and Twitter accounts dedicated to his or her birth including our favorites @iamsashafetus and @beyjayfetus, who tweeted just yesterday “I invented ‘swinnin. Poppin’ bottles putting Similac in em.” But now the baby craze has taken a turn from the cute to the creepy.

Dr. D’Lynn Waldron, a portrait artist who has consulted with the FBI and studied the medical forensics of aging, couldn’t help but wonder what Destiny’s Child might look like, because who really wants to wait nine months? The digital images above and below are just a glimpse of the “baby boy” or the “naughty girl” who looks to be about seven years old in the photos.

According to D’Lynn’s Web site, the child will have Jay’s features and Bey’s eyes. “My portraits do not predict the future, but only show what it might be in certain circumstances.,” says D’Lynn. “With modern cosmetic and medical intervention, some of my portraits are like The Picture of Dorian Gray, showing things the world will never see.”

So what do you think of the portraits? And would you let your baby girl wear huge diva earrings? She must take after her mother.

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