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Kathy Griffin Wants To Have Kids With Justin Bieber?!

Submitted by on September 8, 2011 – 9:22 amNo Comment
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Some things are better left unsaid and Kathy Griffin usually has a way of saying ALL of them.

Taking a few cues from funnyman Jim Carey, 49, who declared his inappropriate love to 22-year-old actress-of-the-moment Emma Stone in a YouTube video, the 50-year-old comedienne decided to create a YouTube message of her own and pledge her undying devotion to 17-year-old Justin Bieber.

“You are all the way beautiful, even with those lesbian bangs—but that is not any diss to the LGBT community. You’re smart and kind-hearted,” Griffin says in the video. “That’s kind of an assumption, er, you seem nice…If I could, I would marry you. Oh, that’s actually not true. It’s messy, Justin. There’s a distribution of assets…we would just go steady.”

While Jim daydreams of having sex and babies with his much younger object of affection, Kathy keeps it real drawing attention to her flaws and poking fun at the absurdity of it all.  “And the sex—whoo—it’s going to be weird,” Kathy jokes. “I have lines…like, under my ass, even, at this point…”

And the dirty talk gets even more graphic. Thank goodness the whole video was just a huge joke without any shred of reality infused into it (still no word whether or not Jim was “just kidding”). While Emma Stone is at least old enough to vote, Justin is still a minor. The idea of the Biebs and Kathy doing anything other than giving each other high-fives is kinda gross.

Check out both Kathy and Jim’s videos below. Should Selena Gomez lay the smack down on Kathy?

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