Creepy Teen Bride Courtney Stodden Debuts Single “We Are America” & It’s Not Worse Than Any Other Crap On The Radio
If Courtney Stodden is America, we might want to consider moving.
The 17-year-old self-proclaimed recording artist, singer/songwriter, actress and model is creeping us out one day at time in search of life, liberty (from her clothes) and the pursuit of fame. Back in June, Courtney became a teen bride at 16 when she married 51-year-old Green Mile actor, Doug Hutchison. Then after months of angling, bizarre sexually charged interviews and YouTube videos swearing her boobs are “like, totally real,” Courtney inked a deal with Merv Griffin Entertainment to get her own reality show. If you like watching train wrecks in real time, this reality deal probably makes you want to say, “God Bless America.”
Now the crazy blonde is back with her next step toward world domination: a radio wave takeover. Courtney took to her Twitter, releasing a patriotic hard-rock track off her demo titled, “We Are America.” “Had such a sexy Friday in the recording studio banging out a hard rock version of “We Are America,” Courtney tweeted this past weekend when she shared the song with her 33,000 followers. “Taste it here.”
Gross! Even her tweets are kind of creepy. It get’s worse. Her next tweet, “Lubricating my limber legs with a creamy lotion that electrifies my luminescent captivation, lustrously. It’s Slippery Saturday! XOs! ” made us really hate lotion. Can this girl do ANYTHING without looking and sounding like an over-the-hill hooker? Probably not (sigh)!
“Taste” her new song here or, if you prefer, just listen.
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