Lindsay Lohan To Bare All Her Goodies For Playboy
Well isn’t this a shocking bit of news?
Lindsay Lohan and all of her legal and personal woes were bound to have her showing her freckled funbags to some magazine sooner or later. It’s not like we haven’t seen them before but now we’ll get to see if the carpet matches the drapes in Playboy. Reports have surfaced that the magazine will cough up a cool $1 million for Lohan to take it all off for the magazine. Now, while this isn’t shocking, it makes you wonder how much more of a downward spiral Lohan‘s career will delve in before she smashes into the pavement. It’s apparent that Lohan‘s life span seems to get cut shorter and shorter each day as another legal, family or drug and alcohol problem surfaces. Posing for Playboy in the midst of career turmoil is a sign that the end is near and we’ll likely see her on Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab shedding tears over not being able to gulp down vodka and pills. (Her father, Michael Lohan, was already a guest on the show.)
It’s safe to say that Lohan pulling a 180 to get her career back on track is not likely. Playboy is like a siren signaling that her career is on life support. More than that, her life is just a mess that continues to pile in the corner. Strangely enough, Lohan once uttered “You will never see me in a nude scene. Then there’s no mystery for my private life,” back in a 2005 interview with Access Hollywood. That was fresh off of promoting the Disney family film Herbie: Fully Loaded. She was the apple of everyone’s eye back then. Today she’s a little more like the mistress with emotional problems that looks sweet but sure to rot your teeth.
What’s the over/under on Lohan‘s career at this point?