Was Steve Jobs your hero? Did you worship him? Would you do anything to keep his memory alive? Then you’re going to want to find a way to get your hands on this brand-new Steve Jobs action figure, which is being sold by a Chinese company called In Icons right now. You’re going to want to act fast, though, because it’s only a matter of time until Apple steps in and forces the company to stop selling the action figure. And, as of yesterday, the company’s website was already down, meaning you might need to hit eBay in the near future to fulfill your wishes to get this life-like recreation of the Apple founder.

If you do manage to get your hands on it, here’s what the action figure has:

*One realistic head sculpt and two pairs of glasses

*One highly articulated body and three pairs of hands

*One black turtleneck and one pair of blue jeans

*One black leather belt and one wood and metal chair

*One pair of black socks and sneakers

*Two apples (including one with a bite taken out of it!)

*One piece of “One more thing” hard backdrop

Basically, you’re buying Steve Jobs! And it’ll set you back $99. Creepy, right? On second thought, let’s hope Apple steps in and gets this thing off the market ASAP. Because the last thing we want to see is a bunch of Apple fan boys putting these things next to their beds at night. We’re all for honoring a legend in the world of technology and we understand just how truly important Steve Jobs was to the world. If Apple was behind this product, we might even consider buying one or, at the very least, cosigning it and telling you to buy one. But ‘cmon. This is just weird.

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