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Kim Kardashian Reportedly Has Her Sights Set On Tim Tebow

Submitted by on January 28, 2012 – 2:22 pm11 Comments

It’s good to be Tim Tebow right now. Even though his Denver Broncos got knocked out of the NFL Playoffs a couple weeks ago, Tebow played well enough this season to earn the starting QB job when NFL training camp opens up next July. He’s highly sought-after right now, with everyone from ESPN to major American corporations looking to cash in on Tebowmania. And, maybe most importantly, his “rookie” season is over (yeah, yeah, we know that last year was technically his rookie campaign, but this was the first one he really played in) so he gets to kick back for a few weeks and heal his broken body. Oh, and did we mention that Kim Kardashian reportedly has a major crush on him? Okay, so maybe everything isn’t going good for Tim Tebow.

“Kim has a big crush on Tim,” a friend told the tabloids recently. “She says he’s not only very handsome but seems like a guy with really strong values.”

Uh-oh! We all know what happened the last time Kim got in bed—literally—with an athlete (we see you, Kris Humphries!). So, why exactly does she want to go back down that road? Well, the answer is simple.

“Kim needs to rehab her image to get her career revved up again,” another friend said. “Dating someone like Tim Tebow would certainly do the trick.”

Sooo…This was only a matter of time, right? Now, Tebow—the self-proclaimed virgin, the all-American athlete, and the guy who everyone loved all season long—is going to turn his back on us and go the Kardashian route, isn’t he? Tebowmania is going to get even BIGGER and the Internet is going to explode as a result of the Kardashian/Tebow union! What in the world are we going to do?! Relax. According to sources, Tebow isn’t interested.

“Tim’s been made aware of Kim’s crush,” another source revealed, “and although flattered, he’s not interested. He’s an avowed virgin who’s saving himself for marriage and is looking for a woman with similar values, not someone with two failed marriages and a sex tape in her past!”

Ouch. That’s gotta hurt, Kim. And yet, oddly enough, it feels really, really good to hear that Tebow allegedly said those words. Hmmm…Turning down Kardashians? It really is good to be Tim Tebow right now. Too bad we can’t say the same for Kim.

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