These Unreleased Nike LeBron 8 Samples Are Guaranteed To Make You Jealous
We hate Jason Petrie. No, really: If you’re reading this Jason, we hate you. HATE you. HAAAAAAATE YOU!!!!!!!
Okay. Sorry, Jason. We’re just kidding. We’re just really, really upset that you get to keep all of these awesome Nike LeBron 8 sneakers while the rest of us are forced to look at them and salivate. Why can’t we get our hands on them, Jason? Huh? HUH?!
Okay. We’re really sorry this time. We didn’t mean anything we just said. For the record, Jason Petrie is the guy behind the recent LeBron James sneaker line. So, he gets his hands onto all kind of one-of-one LeBron samples that never hit stores and, in most cases, never see the light of day. But, late this week, he took to his Twitter account to take a photo of the scenery outside his office and made all of us really jealous because of what he caught in the picture inside his office. There are all sorts of cool LeBron 8 colorways, Nike sneakers that have never come out, and a bunch of goodies that are exclusive to folks who work at Nike.
This photo basically makes us think, “Why haven’t we applied for a job at Nike?” and makes us hate Jason all at the same time. Well done, Jason! You officially have the coolest job in America. Now, what are the chances of you sending us a pair of those sneakers on the windowsill?
