Jay-Z Wears A Pair Of Nike Air Yeezy 2 Sneakers On The Beach
Okay, okay. So you’re Jay-Z. And you’re married to the “hottest chick in the game.” And, we guess that, on some level, we should be sweating you right now because you’re sitting next to Beyonce on a beach in the Carribean straight chilling while we’re stuck inside. But, that’s not what we’re upset about. Instead, we’re slightly perturbed because you’ve got a pair of the most-anticipated sneakers of the year—Kanye West‘s Nike Air Yeezy 2—in your possession right now and you’ve chosen to wear them…on the beach?! You’ve got the sneakers that kids are literally camping outside for as we speak—despite the fact that they don’t drop until June—and you’re out there kicking sand around with them? Damn, homie. That just ain’t right! But, hey: Who are we to argue? When you’re one of the biggest rappers ever, you get to enjoy certain perks. And kicking your feet up in a pair of sneakers that no one else has just happens to be one of those perks.
For the rest of you, you’ll still have to wait until June to get your hands on a pair of Yeezy 2s. And we sincerely hope you’ve been pocketing all the extra cash you can get your hands on and trying to get a hold of your sneaker connects, because the Yeezy 2s are most definitely not going to be easy to get when they drop. So, start getting your act together now. And once you do get your hands on a pair of these? Please, don’t wear them to the beach. That’s what chancletas are for. Doesn’t Jay know anything? Ha!