Octomom Signs Up To Show Us How To Masturbate
Submitted by Boss Lady on May 1, 2012 – 11:42 amOne Comment
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As soon as word got out yesterday Nadya Suleman, known as the “Octomom,” was filing for bankruptcy, news that she’d signed up to make a solo masturbation video for an adult entertainment company also made headlines.
Suleman declined a million-dollar offer to appear in pornography back in 2009, but seeing as her financial woes are now serious (she’s as much as $1 million in debt, according to her court filing) she’s reconsidered doing something sexual on camera. The mother of 14 reportedly “doesn’t consider a masturbation video porn, because it’s a solo mission.”
According to TMZ, Suleman, 36, hooked up with an online adult entertainment company and will shoot the video this summer. It will be released shortly thereafter.
[...] Apparently Nadya Suleman’s financial woes are serious enough to force her to sign up to do a “solo masturbation video.” I’m not sure how many people it usually takes for her to masturbate. Anyhows, because she is not using any stunt hands at all for this video she does not consider it porn. Ahh, how cute. It’s like the new strippers who don’t think they are sex workers because they don’t actually have sex with their clients. Sorry honey. But yes. This is gonna be porn. It is probably not going to be good porn, but, it will be porn. (I’m thinking this needs the MST3K treatment. I can already hear the baby chute comments bubbling up in my head.) [...]