http://live.drjays.com/index.php/2012/05/01/octomom-signs-up-to-show-us-how-to-masturbate/ Mon, 20 May 2013 05:36:09 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 http://live.drjays.com/index.php/2012/05/01/octomom-signs-up-to-show-us-how-to-masturbate/comment-page-1/#comment-1440951 Wednesday Hump Report | Dead Cow Girl: Dominatrix Mommy Blogger Wed, 02 May 2012 18:17:40 +0000 http://live.drjays.com/?p=126940#comment-1440951 [...] Apparently Nadya Suleman’s financial woes are serious enough to force her to sign up to do a “solo masturbation video.” I’m not sure how many people it usually takes for her to masturbate. Anyhows, because she is not using any stunt hands at all for this video she does not consider it porn. Ahh, how cute. It’s like the new strippers who don’t think they are sex workers because they don’t actually have sex with their clients. Sorry honey. But yes. This is gonna be porn. It is probably not going to be good porn, but, it will be porn. (I’m thinking this needs the MST3K treatment. I can already hear the baby chute comments bubbling up in my head.) [...] [...] Apparently Nadya Suleman’s financial woes are serious enough to force her to sign up to do a “solo masturbation video.” I’m not sure how many people it usually takes for her to masturbate. Anyhows, because she is not using any stunt hands at all for this video she does not consider it porn. Ahh, how cute. It’s like the new strippers who don’t think they are sex workers because they don’t actually have sex with their clients. Sorry honey. But yes. This is gonna be porn. It is probably not going to be good porn, but, it will be porn. (I’m thinking this needs the MST3K treatment. I can already hear the baby chute comments bubbling up in my head.) [...]

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