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Video: Statutory Rape Might Get Your A** Beat

Submitted by on June 23, 2012 – 5:09 pmNo Comment

American culture at large has sent an overwhelming message over the years that corporal punishment is a thing of the past and will not be tolerated. Seriously, some of the most annoying, disrespectful, and bratty children have been spanked by well-meaning parents only for those parents to get arrested because the child or a nosy neighbor chose to notify law enforcement.

In this case, you won’t see a small child getting spanked for acting up in a store, however. This is a completely different matter altogether. In this video (a rare occasion when no real backstory or locations are given), a father of a teenage daughter goes to the house of her adult boyfriend, James no relation. Apparently, the couple has had sex despite an age difference that makes their copulation criminal. Of course, Dad is not happy about it.

However, instead of involving the criminal justice system, the man takes matters into his own bare hands – literally. After a few demands and threatening, the guy relents and lays down on the ground as he has been instructed. The father proceeds to pull his pants down and spank him on his exposed rear with an open palm, commenting that “this is the same thing that Chelsea got.” Those are the only two names we get in this strange story.

As you can see, it doesn’t take very long for this cradle-robber to determine that he’s had “enough, dude.” You can hear him screaming that he won’t be able to sit down. As he walks away, Unhappy Dad tells the kid that he’s lucky, as he could’ve gotten beat up or arrested.

Dad has a point, as both of those things are worse than a spanking, but the fact that this was inexplicably videotaped adds an element the other two don’t really carry: shame. It might not be such a bad idea to put the shame back in today’s punishment, although as a kid who got spanked in his youth, I can tell you that it never hurts too bad when done with an open hand.

That’s what they make belts for.

The only question left to ask in this matter is, where was this guy when these kids were acting a fool?

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