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Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Sued For Being Al-Qaeda Members

Submitted by on June 25, 2012 – 11:17 amOne Comment

Kanye West, Kim Kardashian and various family members are being sued for being terrorists against America.

While we’re definitely filing this story under funniest news of the day, the man behind the suit Jonathan Lee Riches is dead serious about his claims. According to AllHipHop.com, Riches filed the suit (under the alias Gino Romano) in the Northern District of West Virginia less than a week ago to say that he and all American citizens are in eminent danger and bodily harm from the defendants West, Kardashian plus Kris and Bruce Jenner and Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian.

Riches is adamant he has knowledge of those named in the suit pleading their allegiance to Al-Qaeda, burning the U.S. flag and stomping their feet on President Barack Obama’s picture. “On 6/17/2012 I was in West Virginia, deep in the hills and I stumbled upon the defendants who were all at a Al-Qaeda secret training camp,” Riches wrote in his latest frivolous lawsuit (he’s filed over 5,000 lawsuits in the past eight years).

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