We seriously couldn’t make this stuff up if we tried.

Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi may be awaiting the arrival of her first child with fiance Jionni LaValle. But, that doesn’t mean the guidette can’t join in on the crazy antics going down at the shore house with her roommates Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Vinny Guadagnino, Jenni “JWoww” Farley, Paul “Pauly D” Delvechio, Deena Nicole Cortese, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, and Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola. While filming season six of the hit MTV reality series, the 24-year-old was caught pushing a stroller filled with a case of Coors Light and bottles of Pepsi in Seaside Heights.

Clad in leopard-print flip-flops and an over-sized shirt, the pint-sized starlet was reportedly getting ready for a Fourth of July bash to wrap the final season of the show that made her a household name. But, while Snooki may have been the one sent on a beer run, don’t expect to see the expectant mother take even a sip of alcohol.

“All my friends are like, ‘You can have a glass of wine.’ I’m like, ‘No,’” she told Good Morning America recently. “I refuse because I’m going to be that person that has a glass of wine and [the] baby comes out with three legs.”

But, once the baby is born, Snooki and her fiancée have a plan that will allow them to “drink responsibly” as parents. “Me and Jionni have made a rule: If we’re hungover or if we’ve had two drinks, we’re not going near the child,” she explained to Us Weekly. “We’ll give him to Grandma. God forbid we drop our baby!”

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