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Ryan Lochte Hawks “Pool Water” Cologne In A Hilarious Funny or Die Commercial Spoof

Submitted by on April 30, 2013 – 11:31 amNo Comment

Wanna smell like 11-time Olympic gold medalist Ryan Lochte? It’s easier than you may think. Just splash some of his new cologne, “Pool Water,” on your skin and garner that ever-elusive chlorinated smell.

“Water straight from the pool I swim in every day,” Lochte says in the new commercial. “Allowing everyone to smell the chlorinated way I smell. Dab a dab on the wrist. The ladies can’t resist. Or maybe you could put a little sprinkle tinkle under your nose so only you can smell it.”

Suddenly have a sinking feeling? Fret not. The commercial is simply a spoof for “Funny or Die.” In the hilarious clip, the What Would Ryan Lochte Do? star jokes even harder after a model in the clip says the scent reeks of urine. “They don’t call it eau de toilette for nothing,” Lochte says. “The way I see it, the pool is the biggest, most expensive toilet, and it’s all mine. That’s the only time I allow myself to pee. Animals, they mark their territory. I pee in the pool. That’s my territory.”

Take a dip with “Pool Water” and press play. Do you think Ryan will have the fragrance world on loch with this new cologne?

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