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Man Stabbed After Farting In Girlfriend’s Face

Submitted by on May 13, 2013 – 11:26 amNo Comment


When you are in a relationship for a long time, passing gas isn’t such a big deal. But apparently this couple hasn’t been together long enough to know that cutting the cheese will result in death.

Deborah Ann Burns told police that she had been dating her boyfriend, Willie, for six years until he pushed her over the edge after he pushed one out. Apparently, Burns was minding her own business when Willie decided to walk by and fart in her face. She then confronted Willie for the heinous act and alleges that the more she confronted him, the more disrespectful he became. According to the Collier County Sheriff’s report, Burns snatched a kitchen knife and threw it at him. The knife stuck into the 53-year-old man’s stomach. Paramedics were called to the scene and Burns was arrested for aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. She is being held on $50k bond.

Keep in mind that this is her version of the events and she was incarcerated for two years after assaulting a police officer. Either way, you can’t really make a story like this up. If you do, well…yeah. Imagination.

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