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Cassie Flaunts Her Side-Boob & Jokes About Gorilla Cocktails, Vagina, & Cheese For Esquire

Submitted by on June 1, 2013 – 2:54 pm3 Comments
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They say the way to a man’s heart may be his stomach. But Cassie is looking to take another route entirely.

The 26-year-old model and singer shows off her body of work, including some pretty impressive side-boob cleavage, for Esquire‘s June/July issue. Rocking it out in a shimmery black and gold swimsuit and a creme bodysuit, the shaved starlet served up some pretty steamy shots for photographer Chris Fortuna to get any guy’s tongue wagging. But Cassie didn’t stop there. The RockaByeBaby singer proved she isn’t just another pretty face and delivered some pretty interesting jokes for the camera.

There’s the one about the gorilla who walks into a crowded bar:

“I’ll have a manhattan, please,” he says.

The bartender serves the drink and says, “That’ll be $17.”

While getting the gorilla’s change, the bartender says, “You know, we don’t get many gorillas in here ordering manhattans.”

The gorilla says, “At $17 a drink, I’m not surprised.”

Watch Cassie bring on the funny in the hilarious video below and listen to the diva dish on two ways men should NEVER propose (Diddy, we’re pretty sure Cassie is talking directly to you!).

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