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Nicole Richie Debuts Rap Alter Ego “Nikki Rich” & Spits Rhymes About Gluten-Free Spaghetti

Submitted by on September 11, 2013 – 10:40 amOne Comment

Move over, Nicki Minaj! Nicole Richie is convinced she could be the biggest female rapper of all time.

In the latest episode of her AOL web series #Candidly Nicole, the 32-year-old fashionista attempts to prove she has street cred with the debut of her rapping alter ego Nikki Rich. In the mini-episode titled  ”Nicole Knows Hip-Hop, the daughter of R&B and soul legend Lionel Richie, enlists the help of rising rapper Ebone Hoodrich and her brother in-law Benji Madden to construct some dope rhymes that show off her swagger.

To keep her rhymes authentic, the former Simple Life reality star raps about what she knows, which mainly consists of getting her hair done and making gluten-free spaghetti. “Gotta do my hook first, you know?’ Hoodrich tells Richie. “That’s what we are going to rap about. How do you turnt up? You gotta put that in your record. That’s how we make records.”

“The hook is the subject…Okay, I just got bangs,” she replies, causing Ebone to suggest, “I’m a stunnah, just got my hair done for the summah.”

Later, Nikki Rich turns things up a bit by rhyming, “Now, normally when I’m home I make a lot of gluten free dishes…like ‘chillin in my crib makin’ gluten-free spaghetti. I don’t go to the salon, I just call that a house call.”

After completing her rap, Nicole is so pleased with her work she promises, “My concerts are gonna be sold the f**k out!”

Listen to the debut Nikki Rich below. Would you pay to see her perform in concert?


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