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Condomania Ranks The 50 States By Penis Size. Can You Guess Who’s #1?

Submitted by on December 26, 2013 – 10:57 am8 Comments

Not everything is bigger in Texas.

Condomania.com, which is self-proclaimed as America’s first online condom store, has taken the time to rank every state in the good ol’ United States of America according to penis size. The data was collected over a two-year period by compiling the sales of smaller-sized condoms, like Lifestyles Snugger Fit condoms and the Iron Gripper Snugger Fit condoms and larger-sized condoms such as the popular Trojan Magnum condoms and the Lifestyles Skyn Large condoms. Then, the percentage of customers purchasing small or large size condoms was compared to the total of customers who purchased regular sized condoms. The research apparently did not take into consideration men who purchased condoms that were larger than needed.

“We are happy that we can provide condoms for every size penis,” stated Nicole Donnelly from the website brand with over 25 years in the business. “We have condoms of all sizes for every man in the world. We are happy that men are getting the right size to maximize their pleasure.”

Check out the rankings from Condomania.com below. Suffering from some serious penis envy has to be Georgia, however, which didn’t even make the list. Are you surprised to see where your state falls?

  1. North Dakota
  2. Rhode Island
  3. South Dakota
  4. District of Columbia
  5. Massachusetts
  6. Ohio
  7. Arizona
  8. Alabama
  9. New York
  10. South Carolina
  11. Colorado
  12. Maryland
  13. Wisconsin
  14. New Jersey
  15. California
  16. Florida
  17. Connecticut
  18. Virginia
  19. Oregon
  20. Pennsylvania
  21. Washington
  22. Tennessee
  23. New Mexico
  24. Iowa
  25. Illinois
  26. Louisiana
  27. Vermont
  28. Utah
  29. Maine
  30. Nebraska
  31. Idaho
  32. Kansas
  33. Delaware
  34. Michigan
  35. Nevada
  36. New Hampshire
  37. Oklahoma
  38. Montana
  39. Minnesota
  40. Kentucky
  41. Texas
  42. Indiana
  43. West Virginia
  44. Missouri
  45. Alaska
  46. North Carolina
  47. Wyoming
  48. Arkansas
  49. Hawaii
  50. Mississippi
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