Ray J Unveils A New Sex Tape With Joan Rivers: “You’re Twice The Woman Kim Kardashian Was!”
Ray J has hit an all-time low. The man responsible for thrusting (pun intended) Kim Kardashian into the public eye with their infamous 2007 sex tape is at it again. The 33-year-old younger brother of singer and actress Brandy hit the sheets, this time with comedienne Joan Rivers.
Thankfully, Ray J didn’t actually do the deed with Rivers in a weak attempt to revive his career. Instead, the R&B singer bedded the blond to promote Rivers’ WeTV show, Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?
“I like older women because they know what they want, they know when they want it, and after they get it then they tell you to get out,” Ray J says in the hilarious fake sex tape before Rivers adds, “But then I think it’s, we know what we want and usually it’s dinner at 4:30.”
Ray J, whose real name is William Ray Norwood Jr., then delivered an ingenious response: “Yes. And I’m good with that because when I take you to dinner, after dinner it’s 6:30. We hit the bed by 7:30pm, you sleep by 9, I’m in the club by 12. Hello! We got a perfect relationship.”
The pair also found a slick way to diss Ray J’s infamous ex and former sex tape co-star. “You’re twice the woman Kim was,” Ray says after their risque romp.
“No, she was 32 at the time,” retorts Rivers. “I’m three times the woman.”
While the entire 90-second clip was all in good fun, some think Rivers has what it takes to be a bonafide porn star.
“I’d pay her $100,000 right now,” Vivid Entertainment honcho Steven Hirsch told TMZ. You may recall that Vivid is the same company that originally released Kim and Ray’s sex tape.
Watch Ray J hit it last below. The fourth season of Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best? premieres on March 29. Are you amused or appalled by the not-so-sexy skit?